I just answered the phone:
"Five- I mean, hello?" Thank god it was a wrong number, lol. I guess Lauren or Kaitlin or someone else like that would maybe understand, but can't you see one of Sam's friends? lol, they'd probably say 'seven' in response.
15: Number of school days so far
2: Number of fire drills
1: Number of three-hour lockdowns
4: Number of lunch hours I knelt on the floor because there's nine people at our eight-people table
10: Number of tests thus far
47: Number of times Mr Nelson told the trumpets they were lazy 'lard-bellies' (?) and 'embarrassing to this American generation' until I stopped counting
4: Number of hockey players who got chewed out by me for calling me 'Maddie' (urgh!)
1: Number of classes with Emily (damn you office people!!!)
2: Number of times I heard my name come up in Who Would You Rather (since when do guys play that?!?!?!?!)
8: Number -out of ten- that I got on my first band lesson of the year
NELSON'S TOP THREE FAVORITE WORDS:
-tubby
-embarrassment
-lard-assed
MAD'S TOP THREE FAVORITE QUOTES OVERHEARD IN THE HALLWAY BETWEEN CLASSES:
-"Seriously, dude, she dumped me for that dude with cat hair all over him!"
-"He broke up with me last night... oh well, it was kind of weird that he shaved his arms anyways..."
-"So I accidently bit him, and the whole class looks at me weird"
So, I was walking home from play practice today after school, and the boys' cross country team is running on the sidewalk. I get off the sidewalk and still walk on the same side of the road because I'm a 'lazy lard ass embarrassment'... whoops, I should work 'tubby' into that, and it'll be like in Mr Nelson's head. 
Anyways.
I forgot what I was going to type, but they all waved at me and two slowed down to talk... one was the red faced trumpet player who Nelson calls 'slower than a box of doornails' (WTF?!?) and one was a random jounior... BUT SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENED AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT!!
Ms J has been in charge of the fall play since my MOM went to LFCHS... I'm not calling Mom old (I swear, Mom!! This little 'lardass' loves you!!), but... whoa. Thats like 20 years.
I'm listening to one of the greatest CD's ever.
Seriously, go buy it.
It contains Andrew McMahon saying 'Hey Madeline, you sure look fine'.
Shouldn't every CD?
Erm, I'm sorry Mr Nelson, I mean, every CD should contain 'Hey Madeline, you're a lard ass, you came in late on What'd I'd Say'
Making fun of teachers is funn.
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